But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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