just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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