Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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