pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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