why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
