He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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