I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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