he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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