I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
