fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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