Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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