The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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