Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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