is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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