How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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