Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
