No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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