I'm jealous of your bromance
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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