what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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