He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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