How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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