When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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