it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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