Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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