I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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