NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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