That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
