dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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