He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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