this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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