We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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