Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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