First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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