ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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