I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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