just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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