omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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