I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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