My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
