I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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