What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I could make wine with my vomit
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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