No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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