It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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