There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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