I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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