She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I checked into jail on foursquare
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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