no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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