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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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