no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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