I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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