WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize