dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Im part way to drunk.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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