Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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