He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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