If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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