Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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