its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
id be glad to
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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