Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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